Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Randomize