but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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