Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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