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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.

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  How was it?

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  Fantastic, but that's not the point.

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• (631): View more from New York

  If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.

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• (607): View more from New York

  do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.

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• (914): View more from New York

  We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.

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  i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.

  (716): View more from New York

  The apple don't fall far from that tree.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!

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• (772): View more from Florida

  i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life

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