Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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