have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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