What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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