Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
My bed smells like the plague
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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