How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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