how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
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