I got chris browned last night
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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