if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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