And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
We were destined to go to rehab together
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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