remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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