Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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