Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
