I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Come see our sink grown plant.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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