she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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