yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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