Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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