i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
All the doctor said was why
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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