I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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