No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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