More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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