last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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