now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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