Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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