would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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