If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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