just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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