end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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