We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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