But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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