friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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