new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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