You made me cry and you don't even care
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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