That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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