Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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