I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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