i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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