you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
No...this little piggys going to the bar
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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