god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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