okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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