Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
