hotel room ftw
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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