so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize