do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
Randomize
