yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Randomize
