Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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