I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
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