Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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