Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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