you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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