I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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