Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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