we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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